If you’re going to really screw up, here’s how to do it right.
- Ambient Temperature (cold / hot): Cold.
You can always put on more clothing. Common decency and certain legal statutes prohibit the amount of clothing one can remove. - Coffee Strength (strong / weak): Strong.
Simply add water to reduce potency. - Attire (overdressed / underdressed): Overdressed.
It is easier to loosen and untuck than to pass off casual as formal. - Demeanor (reserved / rowdy): Reserved.
Amongst new company it is wiser to be unspoken than outspoken. - Cooking (undercooked / overcooked): Undercooked.
Food can always be cooked a little more. Uncooking, however, is not yet technologically possible.
There are many more items that need to be added to this list but time and lack of imagination prevent me from doing so at this moment.
Comments (3)
Dan added these pithy words on Oct 22 07 at 6:42 amHey I modified one of your old jokes for my new header for my blog…
dan added these pithy words on Oct 23 07 at 12:39 amhey put up a response here and we’ll go back and forth, I’ve already admitted I was wrong in one argument today…
Dan added these pithy words on Oct 30 07 at 3:01 amIts funny how much of a hippie I sound like talking to you, and then how relatively freeper I seem at the library at which I work.